I am teh worst guy everzz
So after a quick flirt with 3D Dot Game Heroes, I got a second wind for Dragon Age II, despite the hate fest I delivered in my last post (Hypocritical much?) I've come to see Bioware's game as kind of a retarded puppy. Once you accept him for what he is, only then can you come to love him. I cast aside my mage(punnery!) and opted to play the game the way it is meant to be played - swinging your swords all around to show your manliness(or womanness...er if you made your character that way.) I am enjoying the tale much more now as a Rogue since it's ok to mash the attack button, so win for me.
Anyways, after getting ambushed in the 'ol Bait and Switch mission, I've come to see that, in a world where there is often never a "right" decision, one group has overcome this and become always hate worthy in every situation. Yep, I'm talking about you, slavers! You jerks!
Wherever you fall in the templar vs. mage struggle, you'll still find some on both sides that are worthy of your mercy and even friendship. Don't like the elves? Well, poop on you because there are some nice ones. How about those money hungry dwarfs always digging and such? Varric is awesome and damn charming. But there is no, and I repeat, NO slaver that ever seems worth a second look. And I'm not just talking DAII, in every game, there is no story of a slaver with a heart of gold. I know it comes from the nature of their work, but thieves and pirates rape and pillage with the best of them, but we'll always come across one that makes me want to buy him/her a pint. Nope, not Slavers. They're the Nazis of the D&D world.
I'm a real nice guy...honest
Yeah, sure. Let me just stab you now and get my good karma reward ASAP.
you are teh awesomest
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